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ROCKY WRIGHT'S -COUNTREE JACK and THE BEAGLES This is a mockumentary of one of the funniest, and most controversial bands in pop culture. Check back to see all the albums as they are posted... or should I say anticitified shiny discs? UPDATE MYSPACE HAS BEEN INVADED BY THE FOUR MUSKETEERS OF KARI OAKEY! THERE WILL BE LINKS ON ALL THESE PAGES HERE AT THE COOLEST SITE. HERE IS THE FIRST.... http://www.myspace.com/countreejack MORE PARODIES HERE http://www.myspace.com/countreejack MORE PARODIES HERE http://www.myspace.com/countreejackandthebeagles
CHECK OUT THE TOP 8 FRIENDS FROM THESE LINKS TO BOUNCE AROUND AND SEE THE TRAIL WE BLAZED SO FAR. THE PARODIES ARE GOOD, BAD, AND UGLY...OR ALL THREE! WHATS NEW The troops will be getting a big surprise so keep reading all the new updates as they become available. That is not all! lol Franchise has become the 14th Beagle and he can be located here. Look for more new photos, and a mockumentary movie made in the spirit of IFC...after the parody album of course! 101 ALBUMS? Yes! That is a shameless gimmick to practice that many albums. That does not mean there will not be more recordings! A parody album is already in the making, and will include several minutes of music that makes the cut. Then they will be "reperformed" with a "funny mirror" like sound if you can dig that. And also look for Kari Oakey...the Dairy King Queen coming soon to the site. Look. I wrote stuff. Alot of what I wrote can be mundane or just plain fun. You decide. lol The minutes were 80, but he cut them down to forty. A hundred in Two thousand and five! That last statement comes from a parody of Manfred Mann's Blinded by the light. 101 albums to be exact for 2005. UPDATE THERE IS MORE AT MYSPACE AND A PLAYER WITH SONGS AND ALL KINDS OF OTHER NEAT STUFF. BECOME A FRIEND TO GET UPDATED ON ALL THE NEW PARODIES BY BULLETINS. THERE ARE SONGTRACKS AND OTHER SPACES WITH NICKNAMES THAT THE BAND CHANGES ITS NAME TO STAY LEGIT. SOLO ARTISTS SPACES ARE GOING TO SURPASS THE DIRTY DOZEN CHARACTERS THAT ROCKY PLAYS. SO GET FAMILIAR WITH THE CHARACTERS SO YOU KNOW WHO TO CLICK ON. WE WILL KEEP Y'ALL POSTED FROM THE FENCE.
-rOCK*-(; BY SIMPLE MATH THERE ARE 130 ALBUMS TO DATE (5/22/06) Music samples of around 20 to 40 seconds each are at the top menu. They have been amplified down to 25 percent so they do not blow your speakers. 30 to 40 second files volume is lower to get them to fit on the site. They are embedded in each page so fair warning. Most files run twice in case you like to hear it again, and feel free to click around. If you cannot hear anything that is because your volume is too low. Unless you have an amp it is recomended that you use headphones in the JACK where your speakers are now. Or just place one speaker up to each ear. Talk about retro listening. lol VOLUME INSTRUCTIONS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE... Please be patient as these files may take a while to download. If you bookmark us in favorites they may load easier. We have wal mart dial up which can take up to a minute...so your results may vary! The music samples will change from time to time... More to this later. UC means under construction, yet there might be a music file.Hey have fun looking around! Jake McRingo and Rocky are working on the YES MAN album. This is phone conversation comedy. It has been sidelined until later due to other projects. Countree Jack Countree Jack started as a hobby in 1985. Rocky Wright decided to bring back Jack and Carl, and do the unthinkable. 101 albums in 2005! Two albums will be comedy with third and fourth music parody albums. The swansongs is a mockumentary with parody all around. It is campy like cheech and chong or the jerky boys without all the excessive language. It is guaranteed to get a smile or quite a few laughs. The emblem on Jack's hat is oak leaves...because he is a TEXAN AND AN ARKANSONIAN. Only the interview can explain this fact. Check out the photo page to see the band. and well...just check it out! "Kids....don't smoke"... "Grown ups should spank yer kids if they do!"-Countree Jack Here are the mundane facts. Jack is from Texas, but he was born in Arkansas. THE BEAGLES are... 1) Countree Jack is an old disc jockey turned front man for the band created by ... 2) Rocky wRight is the leader of the band, and resides on the F. O. Ranch, TX. Fair Oaks Ranch...Y'all come back now ya hear? 3) Carl Forkinspoon was transplanted to Texas from Las Vegas. He is a lounge singer. 4) Mike Cussin is from New York. Forget about it! 5) Rock MC Escher is from the West coast. 6) Theo Newby is from Seattle, Washington, 7) I. Ben Fried comes from Maine. 8) "Beat" Nick Newby is Theo's reclusive good twin and songwriter, but he lives on Quincy's old boat house in Los Angeles. 9) Lee "Bow Meow" Preston was found in the backwoods of the Ozarks. 10) Special "Mystery" Guest Star is a worldwide trekkie and can be found in Canada and specific parts of the Netherlands. I. Ben Fried and Theo Newby always dissapear for months at a time to trek with him. He is a mad scientist with a lab in Switzerland. He dabbles in the preposterous theory that time travel is a reality. What a bunch of malarky? Monica Daniels is from Illinois. Missy Maiden is from Utah. They are honorary members with no placement numbers. Jack also has two marriage licensces from Mexico and Utah that include Monica and Missy. What is a mockumentary band without a little fabricated scandal? lol Carl Forkinspoon's girlfriend Woo Chung ironically is the glue that holds the band together. She is an awesome singer so Carl says. lol THE HONORARY AIR BAND MEMBERS ARE... 11) Pat "Maneh" Nite resides in the metropolis of Boerne, Texas. He is not only a fan...but also the president of the Beagles fan club. Its news to him. lol He does own several copies of the albums so there. 12) Joe "Cookie" Lapdog is holding the Fort for what its worth near the big D just before the panhandle. He is a liscenced chef as well as a music maneh. 13) Jake "The Best" Lennison McRingo is from Jersey..not across the Mersey! 14) Franchise comes to us from Tennessee. He hangs out with Rocky at the countree club in Fair Oaks. More members are joining the Beagles. How about YOU? lol GO TO http://www.myspace.com/countreejack AND
PLEASE JOIN MYSPACE FREE WITH A SIMPLE EMAIL ADDRESS, AND THEN YOU CAN BECOME OUR FRIENDS TO STAY INFORMED. THERE...WASN'T THAT GREAT? LOL So how did they all meet? Its all answered on the swansongs compilation which was originally an idea to bring music to the troops. Rocky has something to say... We want to give all our military troops a heroes welcome when the time is right. I hope to shake the hands of those I made smile for years to come upon your safe return. We salute you all, and thank each and every one of you for the preservation of freedom. That goes for JH and all the rest in national security as well. And my cousins Scotty and Mike who did tours, and came home in one piece. ATTENTION! Sgt. Savage! See you on the flip side, sir. Or I will rally the club house and cart barn to send a care package that will include the disc. Hopefully the USO will play the crazy parody album to make the troops day. Stay tuned. All music and artwork is protected by copyright, and most importantly...blah de dah blah blah! Some songs may have leaked into file sharing to name a two. Bohemian Jumpcut I am the Countree Jack Man (can be found at MYSPACE) These two songs were first take productions because of the 101 album marathon of 2005. They are also the first two songs by the Beagles when learning the new sound editor. The original concept was equally good and bad karaoke singers. We are the three musketeers of Kari Oakey. She was the Dairy Queen King you know. Bow Meow is the fourth musketeer? YES! This band has parodied almost every viable song possible by groups like the Beatles, the Eagles, Queen, and hundreds of other bands (past to present) that have graced us over the last half century. As a matter of common courtesy alot of songs will not make the parody albums...but you never know! Recognize! Please BUY the original artists songs! FENCE 1 and 2... There is talk of a time machine, but Rocky has no idea what the rest of the band is talking about! The comedy albums FENCE 1 and FENCE 2 cover everything from A to Z (or sitcoms to science fiction) in this gonzo mad cap adventure. Jack and Carl are on these albums, and more characters are introduced. Swansongs will eventually surface, yet it is documenting all 34 albums due for completion on 12/31/05.
Thad A. Hacker is our webslinger. Big ups when our firewall is down! (c)copyright 2006 Rocky wRight's Countree Jack and the Beagles God bless the U.S.A. ! |
 The ten disc box set became something more...These are the front covers for all 101 albums.The Take cover "cover" in position 102 is the top cover for the 101 disc "trunk suit case". NOTICE! THE ALBUMS HAVE BEEN CUT DOWN TO 40 MINUTES PER DISC TO MAKE WAY FOR... 100 ALBUMS IN 2005! Not too shabby considering there was a 5 month hiateus this year. WE WILL KEEP YOU POSTED SO BOOKMARK US FOR NEWER INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS. NOTE: 63 is song raider.  You ain't seen nothing yet! -RockywRight The ABC's of CCR&B*(CountreeJack, Carl, Rocky,& BowMeow) OK! It is much easier to email and find out if we have done something than to keep up with the tally. Eventually the albums will be listed so look for that. Here are some of the bands we have covered. ALOT OF BANDS & ARTISTS! Beatles EAGLES We did a lot of fifties and sixties. We did a TON of seventies songs. Then we did even more eighties and nineties songs, but lets not forget them double OHs! - Countree Jack Stars on 45 Jethro Tull Steeler's Wheel Creed Manferd Mann Black Flag Kid Rock Barenaked ladies David Allen Coe Jimmy eat world Eric Burden &The Animals Engelbert Humperdink Tom Petty Don Mclean SEVERAL TV & MOVIE THEMES ummm... I forgot a few... Weezer Right said Fred No Doubt Neil Young Red Hot Chili Peppers Rose Royce KC & the sunshine band Little John Ludacris Edgar Winter Stray cats Green Day Sugar Hill Gang Vanessa Carlton Puddle of mudd Sammy Davis, Jr Michelle Branch Aerosmith Filter Rush STP Pink Silverchair Weird Al Yankovich Heart 50 cent Rage against the machine Alanis Morrisette Dr Hook Issac Hayes Jim Croce The Hollies Mary J Blige Huey Lewis and the news Deep Purple Earth wind and fire James Taylor Maroon 5 Stevie Wonder Wild Cherry Britney Spears Joan Jett Asia Scratch n Burn (parody of parody!) Frank Sinatra Jimmy Buffet Bob Seger & the silver bullet band 38 special Beastie Boys Hoobastank Snoop Dawg America Mandy Moore Alice in chains 10cc Remy zero (smallville theme) OZZY Beach Boys Rick James John Cougar Mellencamp Alien ant farm Micheal Jackson Prince Gary Wright Kool and the gang George Strait Billy Preston (the fifth Beatle) Garth Brooks Tone Loc Roxy music Nickleback Roy Orbison Carly Simon Crowded House Nelly Steppenwolf Jagged edge Roxette Fleetwood Mac The Band Supertramp REM Led Zepplin Nirvana Marvin Gaye Foo fighters Doors Smokie Robinson Pantera Cameo DEVO 5 for fighting BTO John Mayer Billy Idol Steely Dan Oasis Monkeys ELO Steve Miller U2 Savage garden Pink Floyd Elton John David Bowie Ziggy Stardust and the spiders from mars B-52s Styx Jump5 Allanah Miles Seal Carl sings "The love boat" Allman brothers band Blind Melon Lynnard Skynnard System of a down "Judas Priest!" Elvis Presley Frankie Vali John Travolta 3 doors down Ohio players Olivia Newton John Metallica Beck Eminem (we let it drop...drop) ABBA George Clinton & Parliment (P-funk) Hot Chocolate Kingsmen Alice Cooper Paul McCartney Wings YES (them too) England Dan and John Corely Hall and Oates Grease soundtrack GO GOs Budgie Buggles Matchbox 20 Bread Guns and roses Queen INXS Toto 4 seasons Coolio Rocky Horror Picture Show (time warp) Several others (alot of modern stuff for the parody album) ...and still going! ...and going...lol There is a sample music file at very low volume on all of the "fad four" pages. Be sure to tone it down a bit before dropping in on the other sample music pages! JACK EXPLAINS HOW TO ADJUST FOR KEYBOARDS WITHOUT VOLUME CONTROL... INSTRUCTIONS FOR MONITORING VOLUME... WELL THAT'S EASY...SEE? CLICK START Go to ...all programs CLICK ACCESSORIES... yep CLICK ENTERTAINMENT ...allrighty CLICK MASTER or VOLUME control KEEP OPEN TO MUTE OR ADJUST VOLUME baby! Oh...and by the way...YER WELCOME! |
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